boobies + oreos = HAPPY ME

16 Apr 2014

16 Apr 2014

(Source: richesforrags)

16 Apr 2014

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

15 Apr 2014

15 Apr 2014

15 Apr 2014

15 Apr 2014

(Source: mickey-magical)

15 Apr 2014

(Source: angelcreations)

15 Apr 2014

odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

(Source: bellecs)

15 Apr 2014

(Source: pemberle-y)

15 Apr 2014

ericbanaa:

yay—stefon:

Jason:  I’m gonna level with you, 100%, alright?  We are 100% sure that this is your brother.  All we need from you is a simple confirmation.  It can be a “yes”, it can be a nod, it can be a positive-sounding grunt.  Just tell us something we can do to make this happen.
Jeremy:  Maybe you can pull the sheet back and I’ll just run through a couple guesses real fast.
Jason:  No, it doesn’t work like that, sir.
Bill:  I kinda wanna see what he’s gonna say.
Jason:  Okay, fine.  Fine, okay.  Ready.  Let’s do it.  Pull it back, here we go.

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15 Apr 2014

(Source: 0CE4N-G0D)

14 Apr 2014

14 Apr 2014

myladycatelyn:

The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)

i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’

14 Apr 2014

“For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.”
n.t.  (via organicafe)