so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
- Facebook: i now call this internet meeting to order.
- Instagram: wait, wheres tumblr?
- Twitter: i got this...WHAT TEAM?
- Tumblr: *tumbles in* WILDCATS
- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.